This is HQ. We got word from some other agents about a special mission for you:
TOP SECRET
Citizens in the country of Allegirlandia have been frustrated by the resistance of elementary school boys to the power of LOVE. In fact. males in the range of 7-10 seem immune to romance if not altogether repelled by it. But that may all soon change!
Scientists in Allegirlandia have developed a secret formula proven to turn the hearts of young boys into mushy love pots. Intercepted communications between Allegirlandia officials indicate that 5 highly concentrated vials of “love potion” have been produced already and are currently in a secret holding area, awaiting global circulation via satellite controlled missiles. We need your help to confiscate the vials and destroy all records on production of the formula. Elementary school boys across the country are depending on you!
Our first step, Gentlemen, is to retreive the plans for making the secret formula. Our inside information says that the plans are in a secret vault nearby... Everyone take one of these special detonators (soft flame footballs) to complete your mission.
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| Approach the vault stealthily, and arm your detonators... |
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| At the count of three, take aim and fire! |
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| What? No secret plans? But our information said it would be here! Instead there are... MOLES! Inside the moles are messages... |
Messages inside the moles read:
GOTCHA!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!! LOVE RULZ!! IT’S OUTTA HERE!! BYE BYE, DUDE!! TOO LATE 4 U!! ON 2 U!! POTION EXISTS!! TOO BAD, SO SAD!! BOYZ DROOL!!
Agents, it looks like our security has been compromised. There must have been a mole in the agency. Let's go back and see if HQ has been bugged.
(The secret vault is made out of Lego duplo blocks. The flame footballs came from Oriental Trading Company , but any soft, throwable object/ball would work. I used Detective and Top Secret downloadable fonts for the writing).
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